Yes, I talk (and often think) like a pre-teen whose parents did not supervise their internet activities closely enough. Trust me, I was as surprised as you to find out that I have a masters degree in business and over a decade of professional experience. Who knew? Oh right… my student loans. My student loans knew.
Anyway, I write dumb stuff here. But I could potentially write less dumb stuff for you. Or more dumb stuff. Dumberer? Whatever, I’m not here to judge your dumb writing needs. I’m actually not too shabby in a lot of areas, strangely enough. I dunno – maybe we can help each other out? This is crazy, we should get an apartment together when this is all over.
Where was I going with this? Work – I’m not actually dumb, but I will be a dumb as your needs require.